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Thursday, 05 August 2004 |
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Ever notice how so many country songs are strikingly similar?
Dave Furstenau was kind enough to write a perl script to write this here country song just for you.
When I Met Her ...
(Sung to the tune of pretty much any country song.)
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Ooooh ...
I met her incognito with Merv Griffin.
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was crawlin' through the prairie but I loved her,
And I knew it was a raven, nothing more.
Well ...
The judge declared I'd live off her forever.
She said to me that birthdays made her cry.
But who'd have thought she'd blackout with no clothes on.
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.
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