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Thursday, 05 August 2004 |
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Ever notice how so many country songs are strikingly similar? Dave Furstenau was kind enough to write a perl script to write this here country song just for you. When I Met Her ...
(Sung to the tune of pretty much any country song.)
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Ooooh ...
I met her on the highway singing opera.
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne on her elbows,
And I knew it was a raven, nothing more.
Well ...
The blood test showed I'd stay a dwarf forever.
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly.
But who'd have thought she'd blackout with a robot.
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.
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