Ooooh ...

I met her at a truck stop wrestlin' gators.
I can still recall the Mondale pin she wore.
She was crashin' through the guardrail in the mens room,
And I knew that I would upchuck on the floor.

Well ...

I told her shrink I'd salivate forever.
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie.
But who'd have thought she'd boogie with Ed Asner.
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.