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Thursday, 28 August 1997 |
- The Taco Bell Penis
- Yo quiero penis.
- The 7-Up Penis
- The UN-penis.
- The AT&t Penis
- Reach out and touch someone.
- The Alka-Seltzer Penis
- Pop, pop, fizz, fizz...Oh, what a relief it is...
- The All State Penis
- You're in good hands.
- The American Express Penis
- Don't leave home without it.
- The Army Penis
- Be all that you can be.
- The Bacardi Penis
- Taste the feeling.
- The Beef Penis
- It's what's for dinner.
- The Bic Lighter Penis
- Go ahead and flick my penis
- The Big Red Penis
- It's longer with big red.
- The Borden Penis
- It's GOT to be good.
- The Borg Penis
- Resistance is futile.
- The Bounce Penis
- With Static-Guard!
- The Bounty Penis
- The quicker picker-upper.
- The Miller Lite Penis
- Great taste, less filling.
- The Budweiser Penis
- This bud's for you
- The Burger King Penis
- Have it your way
- The Campbells Soup Penis
- Mmmm mmm good
- The Captain Planet Penis
- Go PENIS!!
- The Charmin Double Roll Penis
- It lasts longer because it IS longer.
- The Charmin Penis
- Don't squeeze the penis!
- The Chevy Truck Penis
- Like a rock!
- The Chips Ahoy Penis
- Betcha bite a chip.
- The Visa Penis
- It's everywhere you want to be.
- The Crest Penis
- Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.
- The Dairy Queen Penis II
- We treat you right!
- The Dairy Queen Penis
- Hot eats, cool treats
- The Diet Coke Penis
- Just for the taste of it...
- The Domino's Pizza Penis
- Delivers in 30 min or less
- The Doublemint Penis
- Chewing really satisfies.
- The Dr. Pepper Penis
- Wouldn't you like to be a penis too?
- The Edge Shaving Cream Penis
- Ultimate closeness, ultimate comfort.
- The Eggo Penis
- Leggo my penis
- The Energizer Penis
- It keeps going and going
- The Equal Penis
- Tastes like Sugar.
- The Excedrin Penis
- It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
- The Extra Penis
- Lasts an extra extra extra long time
- The Flintstone's Vitamins Penis
- 10 million strong and growing
- The Folger's Crystals Penis
- It's freeze dried to seal in the freshness.
The best part of wakin up is a penis in your cup.
- The Ford Penis
- Built Ford tough
- The Frosted Flakes Penis
- They're GGGR RRRRR EEEEAA AAATTT!
- The Generic Penis
- One size fits all.
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- The Gilette Penis
- The best a man can get.
- The Heinz Penis
- Good things come to those who wait.
- The Highlander Penis
- There can be only one.
- The Janet Jackson Penis
- What have you done for ME lately?
- The Jell-o Penis
- Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle.
- The Juicyfruit Penis
- The taste is gonna move ya.
- The Kenny Rogers Penis
- You've got to know when to hold 'em.
- The Kentucky Fried Chicken Penis
- Everybody needs a little.
- The Kix Penis
- Kid tested, mother approved.
- The Lava Lamp Penis
- Hee hee hee!!!!!
- The Lays Penis
- Betcha can't eat just one.
- The Life Call Penis
- It's fallen and it can't get up.
- The Life Penis
- Mikey likes it.
- The Life Savers Penis
- Five fruity flavors.
- The Little Caesar's Penis
- Penis!! Penis!!
- The Little Caesar's Penis
- Pleaser!! Pleaser!!
- The Lucky Charms Penis
- They're magically delicious
- The McDonald's Penis II
- Have you had your break today?
- The McDonald's Penis
- Over 8 billion served.
- The Macintosh Penis
- Power is everything.
- The M&M Penis
- Melts in your mouth, not in your hand
- The Magnavox Penis
- Smart. Very Smart.
- The Mazda Penis
- It just feels right.
- The Maxwell House Penis
- Good to the last drop
- The Micro Machines Penis
- A whole world, in the palm of your hand.
- The Milk Penis II
- Got penis?
- The Milk Penis
- It does a body good.
- The Mortal Kombat Penis
- Nothing can prepare you.
- The Mr. Clean Penis
- Is it wet or is it dry?
- The Neon Penis
- Hi.
- The Nike Penis
- Just do it.
- The Nintendo Penis
- Now you're playing with power.
- The Nuprin Penis
- Little, Yellow, Different.
- The Nyquil Penis
- The nighttime coughing, sneezing, runny-nose, itching, burning,
so you can rest penis.
- The Payday Penis
- Its almost totally nuts!
- The Pizza Hut Penis
- Makin' it great.
- The Pringles Penis
- Once you pop, you can't stop
- The Purdue Chicken Penis
- More meat, less bone.
- The Ragu Penis
- Comes out chunkier than the rest.
- The Raid Penis
- Kills bugs dead.
- The Rave Music Penis
- Ya'll ready for this?
- The Reese's Penis
- How do you eat your penis?
- The Rice Krispies Penis
- What does your penis say to you?
- The Rick James Penis
- It's superfreaky.
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- The Right Guard Penis
- Anything less is uncivilized
- The Robitussin Penis
- Used by nine out of ten moms.
- The Robutussin Penis II
- Recommended by Dr. Mom...
- The Rush Limbaugh Penis
- Bald and fat.
- The Sears Penis
- Come see the brighter side of penis.
- The Secret Penis
- Strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman.
- The Sega Penis
- PENIS!
- The Skittles Penis
- Taste the penis
- The Snickers Penis
- It satisfies you.
- The Sony Play Station Penis
- You are not ready.
- The Sprite Penis
- Image is nothing... Taste is everything. Obey your Penis.
- The Star Wars Penis
- Use the penis, Luke!
- The Starburst Penis
- The juice is loose.
- The Subway Penis
- Where fresh is the taste
- The Swiss Miss Penis
- The taste you can enjoy anytime, anywhere!
- The Timex Penis
- Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin
- The Tombstone Penis
- What would you like on your penis?
- The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis
- How many licks DOES it take...?
- The Toyota Penis
- I love what you do for me.
- The Transformers Penis
- It's more than meets the eye.
- The Twizzler Penis
- It makes mouths happy.
- The Uncle Sam Penis
- We want you.
- The Virginia Slims Penis
- You've come a long way, baby.
- The Wendy's Penis
- Where's the beef?
- The Wonder Bubbles Penis
- Magic wand inside!
- The Wonder Bubbles Penis II
- For ages 3 and up
- The Yellow Pages Penis
- Let your fingers do the walking.
- The Rolaids Penis
- It spells relief
- The Mylanta Penis
- My Doctor said my penis
- The Stick-Ups Penis
- Stick it to em with penis!
- The NBC News Penis
- Now more than ever..
- The Jello Penis
- There's always room for penis
- The Pork Penis
- The other white meat
- The Grand Prix
- Wider is Better
- The Colgate Penis
- Now that's something to smile about
- The Hamburger Helper Penis
- makes a great meal!
- The Coco Puff Penis
- you'll go cuckoo for penises.
- The Taco Bell Penis II
- make a run for the penis.
- The Wheaties Penis
- the breakfast of champions.
- Exxon Penis
- Put a penis in your tank
- Lucent Penis
- We make the things that make penises work
- Ocean Spray Penis
- Crave the Penis
- Staples Penis
- Yeah, we got penis
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