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Sunday, 15 October 1995 |
- Don't let worry kill you- let the church help.
- Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
- For those of you who have children and didn't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.
- The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of
David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
- This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North
ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
- Tuesday at 4:00 pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies
giving milk will please come early.
- Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing
"Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
- Thursday at 5:00 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers
Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with
the pastor in his study.
- This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and
lay an egg on the alter.
- The service will close with "Little Drops of Water". One of the
ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will
join in.
- Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost
of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new
carpet will come forward and do so.
- The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind.
They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
- A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow.
- At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is
Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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