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How many Virginia University Students Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? |
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Wednesday, 27 March 2002 |
- How many William & Mary students does it take to change a
light bulb?
- Three, one to change the bulb, and two to crack under the
pressure.
- How many Old Dominion students does it take to change a light
bulb?
- Four, two to change the bulb, and two to figure out how to
get high off the old one.
- How many Mary Washington students does it take to change a
light bulb?
- The whole student body, there's nothing better to do on
weekends.
- How many Georgetown students does it take to change a light
bulb?
- Two, one to change the bulb, and one to throw the old bulb
at American U students.
- How many UVA students does it take to change a light bulb?
- One, he just holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around
him.
- How many Virginia Tech students does it take to change a
light bulb?
- Three, one to change the bulb, and two to discuss how they
did it as well as a UVA student.
- How many James Madison University students does it take to
change a light bulb?
- None, Harrisonburg doesn't have electricity.
- How many Virginia Commonwealth students does it take to
change a light bulb?
- None, downtown Richmond looks better in the dark.
- How many Eastern Mennonite U students does it take to change
a light bulb?
- Two, one to hold the candle, and the other to strike the
flint.
- How many George Mason University students does it take to
change a light bulb?
- Three, if they get lucky and one of them has taken the course
at NOVA.
- How many Washington and Lee students does it take to change a
light bulb?
- Four, one to change a bulb, and three to write up a complaint
to the board of directors stating that they could have gone to a
better school if they had wanted to.
- How many Mary Baldwin students does it take to change a light
bulb?
- Four, One to change the light bulb, and three to figure out
how it will help them meet their future husband.
- How many U of Richmond students does it take to change a
light bulb?
- Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the
electrician.
- How many Hollins College students does it take to change a
light bulb?
- None, that's what maids are for.
- How many Radford University students does it take to change a
light bulb?
- Just one, but it takes six years.
- How many Sweet Briar Students does it take to change a light bulb?
- The entire student body, once they hear the word screw.
- How many Randolph-Macon Woman's College students does it take to change a light
bulb?
- One, if she can handle four majors she sure as hell can handle changing a light bulb.
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