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Wednesday, 27 March 2002
How many William & Mary students does it take to change a light bulb?
Three, one to change the bulb, and two to crack under the pressure.

How many Old Dominion students does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, two to change the bulb, and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.

How many Mary Washington students does it take to change a light bulb?
The whole student body, there's nothing better to do on weekends.

How many Georgetown students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to change the bulb, and one to throw the old bulb at American U students.

How many UVA students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, he just holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around him.

How many Virginia Tech students does it take to change a light bulb?
Three, one to change the bulb, and two to discuss how they did it as well as a UVA student.

How many James Madison University students does it take to change a light bulb?
None, Harrisonburg doesn't have electricity.

How many Virginia Commonwealth students does it take to change a light bulb?
None, downtown Richmond looks better in the dark.

How many Eastern Mennonite U students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to hold the candle, and the other to strike the flint.

How many George Mason University students does it take to change a light bulb?
Three, if they get lucky and one of them has taken the course at NOVA.

How many Washington and Lee students does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change a bulb, and three to write up a complaint to the board of directors stating that they could have gone to a better school if they had wanted to.

How many Mary Baldwin students does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, One to change the light bulb, and three to figure out how it will help them meet their future husband.

How many U of Richmond students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

How many Hollins College students does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's what maids are for.

How many Radford University students does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes six years.

How many Sweet Briar Students does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire student body, once they hear the word screw.

How many Randolph-Macon Woman's College students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, if she can handle four majors she sure as hell can handle changing a light bulb.


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