In keeping with the spirit of the "Screen Savior", this brings one to wonder how word processor messages would differ if written by adherents to some different Christian denominations, especially the message seen when quitting before saving work.

Non-sectarian

Do you wish to Save your work?

Roman Catholic

Registry indicates user is Female; only Males are able to Save.

Anglican

Your work may or may not be Saved.

Lutheran

If you don't follow the instruction manual, don't expect your work to be Saved.

Mennonite

Document contains the word "dancing"; it cannot be Saved.

Jehovah's Witnesses

You are user #144,001; your work cannot be Saved.

Mormon

Could we interest you in Saving your work?

Millenarian

It is almost too late to Save your work.

Southern Baptist

If your work was not Saved, it is because you are evil.

TV Preacher

This program has made mistakes in the past, but it will try to Save this file.

Born-again

Before Saving your work, this program will erase all existing data; Proceed?

Faith healers

If you believe your work will be Saved, it will be Saved.

---