This has got to be the worst tuned xylophone ever.
Not only are the notes just crap, but they're arranged with the highest notes on the left and the lowest notes on the right. The opposite of any piano, xylophone, or similar instrument.
The odds of being dealt a Royal Straight Flush when playing poker are about 650,000 to 1. Which are about the same odds as winning an Olympic Medal.
When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.