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How does a dog change a lightbulb? |
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Sunday, 22 July 2007 |
- Golden Retriever
- The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb???
- Border Collie
- Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
- Dachshund
- I can't reach the stupid lamp!
- Toy Poodle
- I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
- Rottweiler
- Go Ahead! Make me!
- Shi-tzu
- Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants...
- Labrador Retriever (Lab)
- Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?? (see also old English sheepdog)
- Malamute
- Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
- Cocker Spaniel
- Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
- Doberman Pinscher
- While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
- Mastiff
- Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
- Hound Dog
- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
- Chihuahua
- Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
- Irish Wolfhound
- Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.
- Pointer
- I see it, there it is, right there...
- Greyhound
- It isn't moving. Who cares?
- Australian Shepherd
- Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
- Old English Sheep Dog
- Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
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