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Sunday, 21 January 1996
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Schoolhouse Rock!
A Noun is a Person, Place, or Thing
Verb: That's What's Happening
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Adverbs Here
Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla
Unpack Your Adjectives
Conjunction Junction
Interjections!
No More Kings
The Shot Heard Round the World
Preamble
Fireworks
I'm Just a Bill
Elbow Room
Mother Necessity
Sufferin' Till Suffrage
The Great Melting Pot

Unpack Your Adjectives

Came home from camping last spring
Saw people, places and things
We barely had arrived,
Friends asked us to describe
The people, places and every last thing.
So we unpacked our adjectives.

I unpacked "frustrating" first.
Reached in and found the word "worst."
Then I picked "soggy" and
Next I picked "foggy" and
Then I was ready to tell them my tale.
Because I'd unpacked my adjectives.

Adjectives are words you use to really describe things
Handy words to carry around.
Days are sunny or they're rainy
Boys are dumb or else they're brainy
Adjectives can show you which way.

Adjectives are often used to help us compare things
To say how thin how fat how short how tall.
Girls who are tall can get taller,
Boys who are small can get smaller,
Till one is the tallest
And one is the smallest of all.

We hiked along without care.
Then we ran into a bear.
He was a hairy bear
He was a scary bear
We beat a hasty retreat from his lair
And described him with adjectives.

Next time you go on a trip
Remember this little tip
The minute you get back
They'll ask you this and that
You can describe people, places and things
Simply unpack your adjectives.
You can do it with adjectives.
Tell them about it with adjectives.
You can shout it with adjectives.



 
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