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Sunday, 21 January 1996
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Schoolhouse Rock!
A Noun is a Person, Place, or Thing
Verb: That's What's Happening
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Adverbs Here
Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla
Unpack Your Adjectives
Conjunction Junction
Interjections!
No More Kings
The Shot Heard Round the World
Preamble
Fireworks
I'm Just a Bill
Elbow Room
Mother Necessity
Sufferin' Till Suffrage
The Great Melting Pot

Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Adverbs Here

Lolly Lolly Lolly get your adverbs here
Lolly Lolly Lolly got some adverbs here
Come on down to Lolly's get the adverbs here
You're going to need if you write or read
or even think about it.

Lolly Lolly Lolly get your adverbs here
Got a lot of Lolly jolly adverbs here
Anything you need and we can make it absolutely clear
An adverb is a word (That's all it is, and there's a lot of 'em)
That modifies a verb (Sometimes a verb, sometimes)
It modifies an adjective,
Or else another adverb
And so you see that it's positively
very very necessary.

Lolly Lolly Lolly get your adverbs here
Father, son and Lolly selling adverbs here
Got a lot of adverbs and we make it clear
So come to Lolly

(Hello, folks. This is Lolly Senior saying
we have every adverb in the book.
So come on in and look.
Hello, folks. Lolly Junior here. Suppose
your house needs painting. How are you going to
paint it? That's where the adverb comes in.
We can also give you a special intensifier so
you can paint it very neatly or rather sloppily.
Hi. Suppose you're going nut-gathering.
Your buddy wants to know where and when.
Use an adverb and tell him.)

Get your adverbs
Use it with an adjective it says much more
Anything described can be described some more
Anything you'd ever need is in the store
And so you choose very carefully
Every word you use.

Use it with a verb it tells us how you did
Where it happened where you're going
Where you've been
Use it with another adverb at the end
And even more
How where or when, condition or reason
These questions are answered
When you use an adverb
Come and get it!

Lolly Lolly Lolly get your adverbs here
Quickly quickly quickly get your adverbs here
Slowly surely really learn your adverbs here
You're going need 'em if you read 'em
if you write or talk or think about it
Lolly ... Lolly ... Lolly (etc during voice over).

(If it's an adverb we have it at Lolly's!
Bring along your old adjectives too, like slow, soft and sure.
We'll fit them out with our -ly attachment
And make perfectly good adverbs out of them)

Get your adverbs here!
Lots of good tricks at Lolly's so come on down!
Lolly Lolly Lolly
Adverbs deal with manner, place, time
Lolly Lolly Lolly
Condition, reason
Father Son and Lolly
Comparison, contrast
Lolly Lolly Lolly
Enrich your language with adverbs
Lolly Lolly Lolly
Besides, they're absolutely free!
Lolly Lolly Lolly
At your service!
Indubitably!



 
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