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Sunday, 17 June 2007
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It's the Economy, Stupid
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Feudalism

You have two cows.

Your lord takes some of the milk.

Fascism

You have two cows.

The government takes both, hires you to take care of

them and sells you the milk.

Communism

You have two cows.

You must take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

Capitalism

You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.

Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.

You sell them and retire on the income.



 
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