Wednesday, 30 April 1997
These are some possible state mottos. Luckily, none of these states
has adopted any of these mottos.
Literacy Ain't Everything
At Least We're not Oklahoma
Se Habla Ingles
New York City's OTHER Suburb
The Gunshine State
Famous for Potatoes ... and Neo-Nazis
Gateway to Iowa
Home of Dan Quayle
Don't Blame Us: We Voted For Dole
Tobacco is a Vegetable
We're Better Than Virginia, Damn It!
Land of 7,000 lakes and 3,000 man-made ponds (MAF prefers: Land
of 10,000 Petersens)
Missouri loves company
Land of the Big Sky, and Very Little Else
The Garbage State
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Don't Judge us by Cleveland
Jerry Garcia was here!
Cook with Coal
Closer than North Dakota
The Educashun State
Don't Mess with Texas-We're Armed
Our Jesus is Better Than Your Jesus
We're Better Than Maryland, Damn It!
Keep Washington Green, Grow Hemp
Come Sniff our Dairy Air
Flat Is Where It's At