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Monday, 24 April 1995
There are more of these. Martijn Biewenga sent me a pointer to his cool quotes page which has many of these and then some.

  • Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
  • My reality check just bounced.
  • Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
  • Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
  • All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
  • LISP: Lots of Idiotic Stupid Parenthesis
  • Press Ctrl-Alt-Delete to Save
  • Recursive, adj.; see Recursive
  • If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
  • Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps.
  • "DesqView!" ...Gesundheit.
  • **FLASH** Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
  • Not tonight dear.... I have a modem.
  • Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse??
  • Help stamp out and abolish repetitive redundancy!
  • Easy as 3.14159265358979323846...
  • C code. C code run. Run, code, run ... PLEASE!
  • How do I set my Laser printer to "Stun"?
  • Me hav'em heap trouble. - Tonto the programmer
  • A rolling stone gathers momentum.
  • To increase speed add lightness
  • Cole's Law: thinly sliced cabbage.
  • Old Mcdonald had a computer, with EIA I/O.
  • Taco Bell Laboratories: where UNIX programmers eat out.
  • I'm sorry my Karma ran over your Dogma.
  • All that glitters has a high refractive index.
  • Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore....
  • Mary had a little RAM- about a MEG or so.
  • Eunuchs, the non-gender-specific OS
  • One if by LAN, 2 if by C, 3 if by ERR.
  • Feet Smell? Nose Run? Hey, you're upside down!
  • I/O, I/O, it's off to work we go...
  • Talk is cheap - Because supply exceeds demand.

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