Bad Summer Movie Concepts
Wednesday, 30 April 1997
These titles to avoid were sent to me from a creative high school
student. There are probably more such funny titles floating around
- "Liar, Liar II: Pants on Fire"
- "Florist Gump"
- "Indiana Jones and the Craftmatic Adjustable Bed of Doom"
- "Space Jam Van Damme"
Jean Claude kicks the crap out of both Michael Jordan and Bugs
- "Great Big Boobs and Lots O' Swearing"
screenplay by Joe Eszterhaus
- "Honey, the Profits are Shrinking"
- "Amerika OnLine"
Oliver Stone proves the Internet is run by the Russian Mafia
- "Double Trouble"
Those wacky Redgrave sisters take on the Israeli army.
- "Missionary Position: Impossible"
- "Field of Dreams II: The Parking Garage"
AFTER the disaster, things REALLY heat up!
Your grandfather and his wallet will have the life squeezed out
- "To Wong Foo"
So long, and thanks for staying in the Lincoln bedroom, Hillary
- "Weekend at Bernie's, Part III"
Starring River Phoenix
- "Michael Jackson's Private Parts"
Presented by LAPD Productions
- "Black Men Can't Golf"