Jokes, stories, lists of funny things and more. From all over the net, recent and historic. There's something here for everyone! http://funnies.paco.to Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:07:22 +0100 FeedCreator 1.7.2 http://funnies.paco.to/images/M_images/logo-small.png http://funnies.paco.to Jokes, stories, lists of funny things and more. From all over the net, recent and historic. There's something here for everyone! http://funnies.paco.to/content/view/173/26/ (/images/stories/ButterAd.jpg)This is a great advertisement for butter. It's Good and Good For You ! Your Nutrition Tip: Butter is slippery. That's why we eat as much as possible to lubricate our arteries and veins. Brilliant, but probably bogus. True Stories - Images Mon, 14 May 2012 11:31:43 +0100 http://funnies.paco.to/content/view/172/26/ This has been making the rounds of the Internets. Everybody thinks they're the best, and thinks the others on their team are complete idiots. True Stories - Images Sat, 10 Sep 2011 14:53:46 +0100 http://funnies.paco.to/content/view/171/26/ I was walking down the street in London and I happened to spot this sandwich shop. Is it me, or is this an unfortunate name? I bet it's hard to search for them on Google, especially from your office. True Stories - Images Sat, 10 Sep 2011 14:46:36 +0100 http://funnies.paco.to/content/view/169/27/ I made a parody song that's mainly about computer security and the kind of work I do over at Cigital (javascript:void(0);/*1255658702857*/). It's called White Hat Hacker Man and it's to the tune of Billy Joel's Piano Man. Lyrics are below. Computer Jokes - Video Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:07:56 +0100 http://funnies.paco.to/content/view/163/2/ These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called answering machines, intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the source of much amusement. If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave us a message. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money. Fictional Stuff - Lists of Stuff Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:51:18 +0100