Jokes, stories, lists of funny things and more. From all over the net, recent and historic. There's something here for everyone! http://funnies.paco.to Mon, 15 Mar 2010 17:21:34 +0100 FeedCreator 1.7.2 http://funnies.paco.to/images/M_images/logo-small.png http://funnies.paco.to Jokes, stories, lists of funny things and more. From all over the net, recent and historic. There's something here for everyone! http://funnies.paco.to/content/view/170/26/ This has got to be the worst tuned xylophone ever. Not only are the notes just crap, but they're arranged with the highest notes on the left and the lowest notes on the right. The opposite of any piano, xylophone, or similar instrument. True Stories - Images Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:40:22 +0100 http://funnies.paco.to/content/view/169/27/ I made a parody song that's mainly about computer security and the kind of work I do over at Cigital (javascript:void(0);/*1255658702857*/). It's called White Hat Hacker Man and it's to the tune of Billy Joel's Piano Man. Lyrics are below. Computer Jokes - Video Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:07:56 +0100 http://funnies.paco.to/content/view/168/26/ This really showed up at our office. Sure, it was over $100 in pizza, but it was a big party. I guess we were such big spenders that we got the special treatment. Our pizza experience was managed by Christ himself. Not a bad photo, either, coming from my iPhone 3GS. True Stories - Images Thu, 15 Oct 2009 21:58:34 +0100 http://funnies.paco.to/content/view/167/26/ This goof in MapPoint has been floating around Microsoft for a couple years. Apparently it's easier to go South, cross into England, and go over into Belgium, Germany, and Sweden than to just drive North up that highway in Norway. True Stories - Images Thu, 15 Oct 2009 21:51:34 +0100 http://funnies.paco.to/content/view/163/2/ These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called answering machines, intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the source of much amusement. If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave us a message. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money. Fictional Stuff - Lists of Stuff Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:51:18 +0100