This has got to be the worst tuned xylophone ever.
Not only are the notes just crap, but they're arranged with the highest notes on the left and the lowest notes on the right. The opposite of any piano, xylophone, or similar instrument.
White Hat Hacker Man
I made a parody song that's mainly about computer security and the kind of work I do over at Cigital. It's called White Hat Hacker Man and it's to the tune of Billy Joel's Piano Man. Lyrics are below.
This really showed up at our office. Sure, it was over $100 in pizza, but it was a big party. I guess we were such big spenders that we got the special treatment. Our pizza experience was managed by Christ himself.
Your Pizza Experience Managed by Christ
Not a bad photo, either, coming from my iPhone 3GS.
On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.